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We rarely talk about the urinary tract in polite conversation, yet it is the source of some of humanity’s most humbling moments. If you ask anyone for their most embarrassing story, nine times out of ten, it involves a failure of the bladder’s sphincter muscle.

Just as he reached the "point of no return," the traffic suddenly surged forward. The car behind him let out a long, aggressive blare of the horn. Startled, Arthur’s foot slipped off the brake and onto the gas. The car lurched. The blanket slipped. The protein bottle—now significantly heavier—tipped. funny+pee+stories