Tsunade | Sus

Just then, the door creaked open. Naruto Uzumaki poked his head in, looking frazzled. "Granny Tsunade! I finished the mission you gave me!"

"I'm cleaning house," she declared. "And I'm starting with whoever's been dipping into the Village Discretionary Fund for 'Fiscal Therapy Sessions with a Certified Ninja Accountant.' That's the most sus thing I've ever seen, and I once watched a shinobi try to pay for a hospital bill with a 'get out of death free' card." tsunade sus

"H-Hokage-sama? Sus? Like the pig? Tonton is right here, he's not suspicious at all—" Just then, the door creaked open