Make the "fake" reason actually noble, and the "real" feelings accidental. Grumpy/Sunshine:
This is currently the reigning champion of romance subgenres, from Pride and Prejudice to The Hating Game to Reylo (Star Wars). The friction creates heat.
Automated indexing systems must balance retrieval utility and harm minimization. Suggestions: implement classifiers to flag potentially nonconsensual intimate material, require provenance/consent metadata, and provide takedown pathways. For researchers, avoid replicating or distributing raw sensitive filenames; analyze aggregated metadata only.