My Pirate Husbandos [upd] -

While they might be outlaws to the world, they are fiercely devoted to their crew (and their love interests). If a pirate husbando loves you, he’ll burn down a navy fleet to prove it.

Why he’s top tier: He’s the tangible comfort in a chaotic life. You know he’s not going to run off with a mermaid. He’s too busy making sure the cannons are loaded and you’ve had enough water. Red flag: Might accidentally call you by the ship’s name during an argument. my pirate husbandos

Curating a list of is an act of radical self-care. It is admitting that you want passion, danger, loyalty, and a great coat. It is saying that you refuse to settle for a boring, landlocked romance. While they might be outlaws to the world,

He doesn’t have a plan. He has a vibe . He swings from the rigging screaming insults and steals gold just to throw it at you as a courting ritual. He’s loud, he’s reckless, and he treats life like one big, never-ending party. You know he’s not going to run off with a mermaid