The game intensified. The "Hijinks" element of the repack became apparent when Veronica’s defender suddenly developed a terrifying slapshot that caused the puck to vibrate violently against the plexiglass dome. Timothy was panicking. His goalie was flailing. The score was 5-4, Veronica leading.
“You know, I don’t even remember if I won. But I do remember that the puck was red. And for forty-seven seconds, nobody in that room was thinking about anything else. That’s not hijinks. That’s theater.” veronica church table hockey hijinks repack
"The official, sanctioned, limited-edition repack," Veronica said, tearing open the cardboard with the precision of a surgeon. "Contains: high-tension springs, Teflon rod lubricant, and three alternate goalie skins." The game intensified